We’re selling fabulous t-shirts!

Show your support for The Cellary by purchasing one of our limited-edition t-shirts. These t-shirts are only available until Monday, October 17 . . . so buy one for yourself, buy one for your dog, and buy one for your aunt’s neighbor’s boss’s second cousin’s little sister’s grandfather’s best friend from kindergarten (twice removed, of course).

Need a reason to look fabulous?

1. You will be the talk of the town. (Seriously. Wearing this shirt for extended periods of time is guaranteed to increase how often people talk about you. For best results, we recommend at least a month of nonstop shirt-wearing.)

2. You can show your appreciation for our amazing graphic design skills. Or your pity. Whichever you prefer.

3. You can help us do more and better things! All proceeds go to improving and expanding what we do here at The Cellary.

Click the link below to reserve your t-shirt today.